Why I Don't Trust the Male Gender

I have rules for dating. Most women do, and I am no different. My rules are based on previous failed relationships and my mother's mistakes.

One thing I noticed is that I am tired of dating immature boys. I would like to have an intelligent conversation with the guy I do decide to date. So one of my major rules is not to date anyone younger than me. My range for dating is my age to about two to three years older than me.

However, life does not agree with me. Old creepy guys often flirt with me, and over the past few months guys too young for me have hit on me too. I am not talking about a year younger, one was almost five years younger than me and the other is currently three years younger than me.

My pastor, who is about two years older than me and my classmate knows about my problems of younger guys wanting to go out with me, he did not know about old guys hitting on me.

So on the way back to the church he decided to tease me about it, the perfect opportunity made itself known when a redneck guy in his forties (so about twice my age) pulled up next to the car I was a passenger in and checked me out. I noticed and looked away. Pastor Mike noticed and probably grinned like a maniac. What I am sure he didn't realize was that not only was his window down, but so was the redneck's window...

So all in all my pastor did something that I didn't think was possible... embarrass me more than my mother has done in the past.

Well done Pastor Mike, well done.